Turkish Odyssey


Little did I know that all the dire warnings about travel in Turkey were to come true - well, sort of... Within a two week time period I would encounter the Turkish boarder police, be detained by the police, and have gun carrying soldiers question my presence in a sensitive military zone.

I was aware of Turkey's bad reputation for throwing young tourist into jail on any pretense, especially after the movie "Midnight Express" which depicts the true story of an American youth thrown into Turkey's hideous prison system. Nevertheless my great desire to see Turkey's many historical sites overcame my qualms. In fact, so subdued was my concern that I decided to hitch-hike through Turkey with an Italian schoolmate.

Instead of taking the normal tourist route to Turkey, we decided to take small boats from one Greek island to another, then to the city of Kusadasi, on the south-west coast of Turkey. This route was cheaper and there was a little Greek Orthodox monastery on one of the islands which we wanted to visit. We had heard that it was the home to the bones of a famous saint.

Island where the dead heal the sick

Upon arriving at the island we had no trouble finding the monastery - the island was so small that any direction was the right direction. Normally, one would not go out of one's way to see scared bones, since almost every old church or monastery in Greece has them. In fact, many cynical historians have pointed out that John the Baptist must have had four heads and the donkey upon which Christ rode into Jerusalem must have had five legs. During the middle ages, when many of the oldest monasteries were founded, there was an enormous trade in religious artifacts ranging from pieces of the cross upon which Jesus died to drops of milk from the virgin Mary. This monastery made no such amazing claims, nonetheless, its saint was still considered extra important.

Our expectations for the monastery were fully met. The saint's bones were displayed prominently inside a beautiful white chapel surrounded by a garden and environed by high white walls and quarters for the monks. Each bone was encased in finely engraved silver. The center of attraction was the saint's skull. The lower part of the skull was concealed due to being covered in silver - perhaps it was in another church - but the top of the skull was conspicuous in the absence of any embellishment. Looking closer, we saw that the top of the skull was slightly worn away. After seeing some Greeks enter the church, walk around kissing wall-hung icons and then kissing the skull, we realized the shallow spot on the skull was due to hundreds of years of people kissing it for good luck and good health. Somehow it must work, for it is common to find such shrines surrounded by a collection of medical equipment once belonging to people cured by the power of the saint's bones.

Finding the monastery had been easy, but after returning to town we could find no hotel. Since the first boat to Turkey was the next morning we ended up eating late into the night at an outdoor café and then sleeping on the concrete floor of an unfinished building.

Entering Turkey

The boat trip to Turkey was unlike anything we had experienced in our voyages across the Mediterranean. The boat was very small, and made smaller by there being a car precariously lashed down on the front half of the boat. Each time the boat plowed into a wave the car would be drenched by salt water. We could not tell if the owner's whiteness was due to sea sickness or to the ever decreasing longevity of his car's body. Shaken, wet, unnaturally white, we staggered onto the pier in Turkey.

The customs house's insignificant size did not surprise me as much as the absence of heavily armed troops and spot-lights. Leaving Greece it was easily to feel confident, but walking into the customs house was another matter. Visions of strip searches, demands for bribes, electric shock torture and never leaving Turkey raced through my mind.

Passports stamped, we slung our backpacks over our shoulders and headed over to the dreaded customs official. My friend, with an Italian passport, was waved on by. I was sure that my American passport would gain more attention. As feared, the customs official gestured to put my backpack on the counter in front of him. I couldn't help wonder if I was somehow suspicious looking. Strangely, I felt guilty. Rather than open the bags the officer asked to see my passport. So engrossed was I in staring at my passport, now in his hands, that his words surprised me. He had to repeat his question.

Slowly, as if my command of English was weak, he asked: "Do..you..have...any..listening device?" After trying to decide whether listening devices included radios and tape recorders, I remembered that I had nothing mechanical other than a camera. "No," I hurriedly replied. My delay made me feel even guiltier.

If the first question had discombobulated me, the second real caught me off guard. In the same slow English he asked: "Do..you..have atdum bom?" What in the world was an "atdum bom"? Looking at the officer's face for the first time I saw that the officer wore a big grin. Instantly I realized that he was making a joke. "Atdum bom" was in fact atom bomb. Assuring him that I had left my atom bomb "at home." He burst out laughing and waved me through, bags unopened.

Soon I was further amazed. Just as I was telling my friend that our worries were unfounded, the officer yelled over to me that I had forgotten my camera on the inspection table. He could have easily let me continue on my way and then claim ignorance of the camera's whereabouts when I had returned. The camera was certainly worth a month's wages to him.

We examined our tour book map and headed for the nearest camping ground. Virtually everyone that we met along the waterfront wore a pleasant smile; we saw no reason not to join them.

Hitch-hiking in Turkey

If we hadn't intended to hitch-hike in Turkey, a few rides in the public buses would have changed our minds. The mini-buses, which are a type of van often used in Asia as hearses, were crowed, dirty, smoke-filled, and uncomfortable. The smell inside the van was almost suffocating. We swore that no one in the van could have had taken a bath within the last month. Even worse was the powerful, acidic, Turkish-cigarette smoke.

It seemed to us that Turkish men can barely live a second without a cigarette in their mouth. A small round hole in middle of their front teeth facilitated their habit of chain smoking. Since the size of the hole was perfect for holding the cigarette, we first thought that the Turkish cigarettes must be extraordinarily powerful. Later, after visiting road-side cafés, we discovered that the holes were caused by the Turkish habit of holding a sugar cube between the front teeth as they strained their sugar-saturated tea through it.

By a combination of mini-bus and rides with passing motorist, we reached the Roman ruins of Milteus. In Italy or Greece, ruins are swamped with tourist; in Turkey, they were almost deserted. This was due to Turkey's poor tourism organization and its bad reputation.

The sun's descent warned us to return to our camping ground in Kusadasi. Returning is always harder than leaving for hitch-hikers. Hunger sets in after the excitement of sightseeing is over. There is nothing to look forward to except taking a long - hopefully hot - shower. The road which passed by Miletus was deserted and barren of life.

A ride which lasted two weeks

When the road is empty of traffic, the next alternative is to find people who are on their way to their car in parking lots or gas stations. Our first effort at asking for a ride in this fashion was also our last. To our great good fortune a German family of four, allowed us to join them. After showing them to our camping ground in Kusadasi they very kindly invited us to join them for the remaining two weeks of their trip through Turkey - and what a two weeks it was!

Going to jail is not all that bad

Disaster struck eight days into our very enjoyable trip along the Turkish coast. Without warning, a young Turkish girl of four darted out into the street from between two parked trucks. Though the camper-van was going under the speed limit, the situation was hopeless. The child flew through the air in a rag doll fashion. The child was whisked away into a taxi hardly before the van had come to a stop. The police arrived a few minutes later.

With the inescapable fact that the van had hit the little Turkish girl, the question was now of ascribing guilt. With the Turkish police responsible for gathering information on the accident and a Turkish judge to weigh the information, we, as "rich" tourists, were worried. Visions raced through our minds of payments of large fees to dozens of government workers and policemen to get a fair and speedy trial.

My Italian friend and I technically could have left because we were only passengers. Only the passport of the driver was confiscated. We stayed anyway; we felt it bad manners to leave friends when they could use moral support. I was also hoping to get a chance to see the inside of a Turkish jail, as a visitor.

I was to be frustrated in my efforts to explore the police station. Since the Germans had a camper, the police were satisfied if we stayed in the camper as long as it remained in the police station parking lot. The officer denied my request to stay in a prison cell.

The word "police" instantly calls forth the image of the stereotypical policeman. A single image must be hard for the Turkish to accomplish, for as we sat in the parking lot eating our meal we counted at least three different types of police, all with various uniforms and weapons. What their respective functions were we could not guess.

To my relief, we did not hear screaming prisoners or see long lines of suspects being marched into the station. In fact, nothing extraordinary happened. The most exciting thing was the arrival of a completely mutilated motorcycle, eventually heaped on to the sidewalk next to the station's front door. We were not surprised to hear that the rider had died the night before.

Britta and the policeman

With nothing to see, and nowhere to go, we had to produce our own amusement. Since the German family had some meat which had gone a little bad, we decided it would be nice to feed some of the local cats. To our surprise, the cats did not appreciate our charity. Instead of rushing up for their free food, the German girl, Britta, had to run after the cats to give them the meat. The last unfed cat was so shy that it would not come out from under one of the parked cars. Just as Britta was reaching under the car to pull the cat out, a policemen with a big rifle walked over to the car. To our amazement, instead of arresting her for planting car bombs, he got on his knees and swept under the car with his rifle to dislodge the cat. Unfortunately for the soldier, Britta and the cat, another policeman, obviously not as amused as us, gave him a look which quickly put an end to Britta's feline "humanitarian" crusade. Straightening his collar, he darted self-consciously into the police station.

Release or expulsion?

The next morning, as usual, we ate breakfast and then my friend and I cleaned the dishes. Since camping sites always have washing facilities this chore was more tedious than difficult, but in a police station parking lot in the center of a busy city did present a new challenge. Fortunately for us, there was a little sink outside of the police station for the policemen to wash their hands. The police were obviously chagrined at losing their sink to a couple of young "prisoners." The greatest amazement, however, was on the part of the Turkish women who were passing by the station. In Turkish society, were the women always do the household duties, it was a revelation for them to see that men were able to clean pots and pans.

If the police had been a little chagrined before, they were astonishment a few minutes later. After washing the dishes, I blandly decided that it would be a good idea to take a morning shower. Perhaps unknown to the policeman, the toilet just inside the front entrance had a shower. It is the custom in Turkey to have a shower head coming down from the middle of the ceiling. Water would also spray onto the sink and toilet, but the floor was sloped in such a way that all the water would eventually reach a drain at the base of the toilet. Beside the stark shower head there was nothing else associated with a shower. By following the path of the shower pipe it was easy to locate the knob which turned on the water.

Being a hot Summer day, I found the gushing cold water refreshing. Half an hour later, wearing only a towel, I exited the toilet. Only then did I remember the poor policemen - whose toilet I had taken over. Half of the faces I saw were baffled as to how a Western boy could be appearing from their toilet wrapped in a towel; the other half clearly did not appreciate having to walk into the wet bathroom - not to mention the long wait. I didn't look, but was told that the women, who were surprised by the dish washing, were stunned by the appearance of a half dressed foreigner walking out of the police station into the parking lot. The police must surely have sighed a breath of relief when the judge found the drive innocent. We joked that had we stayed longer the police might have even paid us to leave.

From the frying pan into the fire: how we joined the army

We left the police station soon after the court decision. We found out that the girl had miraculously survived with only a few broken teeth. The Germans generously and freely donated some money to the Turkish family for the hospital expense; all ended well.

Inauspiciously, I was put back into the front passenger seat as map reader and direction giver. Why I was the map reader was a mystery to me since I got loss more than a couple of times. I assumed that the job was due to my long legs requiring the extra room of the front seat. As much as I tried to improve, history repeated itself.

It wasn't my fault, it probably could have happen to anyone. At least it's comforting to think so. Reading a map of Turkey is no easy job, especially when the notation is in German. In seeking a "camping ground" I discovered instead something which looked like a camp. Looks were deceiving!

As we neared the barbed-wire fence we took to be the camping ground entrance, two rifle toting soldiers ran to meet us. Our camping ground was in fact a military post. From the location of the post on the Aegean sea, facing Turkey's arch enemy, Greece, it was most likely a post for observing the coastline.

Whatever it was, it was immediately clear that we were quite unwanted. Out the windows of the van gushed in succession an assortment of German, English, Italian, Spanish, French, and very basic Turkish. The guards, perhaps as shaken as we by the encounter, obviously understood nothing. We were quite frightened of the guards, not so much because they were threatening, but because their old guns looked liable to misfire or explode. Being killed by accident is just as bad as being killed purposely. At least the result is the same.

To everyone's infinite relief, the commander of the post came out to speak with us. After explaining our mistake to him in English, he surprised us by inviting us to stay the night at the post. He humorously commented that we need not worry about removing the keys from the van once inside the camp.

After moving the van into the post, we were treated to a small feast by the commander. It was fascinating to observe how jovial and relaxed our host was in comparison to the soldiers under him. I noticed that a very simple request for more water frightened the soldier who was waiting on the table. Obviously there was more going on than met the eye.

We left the next morning after a nice Turkish meal of fetta cheese, fresh bread, fruit and yogurt.

Four days later, my Italian friend and I, now on our own again, uneventfully crossed the border into Greece - thus ending a surprising trip. All the bad things which we had been warned about had actually happened, but with wonderful results.


The above was originally written for translation into Chinese for a Chinese newspaper in Macao.


© Thane B. Terrill 1996